Pinocchio and Jiminy Cricket - Always Let Your Conscience Be Your Guide!
I have been detained twice in the past month by the FASCIST organization known as the Seattle Police Department. THey must not like me for some reason because they actually broke a few of my ribs. Good thing I went to Group Health on Capitol Hill and got x-rays immediately after being held prisoner for over 24 hours. FUCK COPS. ALL COPS FUCKING SUCK. They must not think I am very smart.