Sunday, August 10, 2014

Leaving Harborview on Monday...



I'm leaving Harborview Medical Hospital (aka Arkham Asylum for the Criminally Insane) on Monday after I go to court.  THe psycho theRAPISTS here seem to think i need to be classified as a less prestrictive outpatient.  Little do they know that I AM AN INNOCENT MAN with NO ARREST RECORD and no history of assaults or theft.  I know i know...I'm lucky not to be in King County Jail again. I am also lucky to have been seeing a reknowned psychologist for the last three years (John Whitehead) who specialises in helping people with AUTISM SPECTRUM DISORDER (a very misunderstood condition).  I'm very happy to have him as a friend because I HAVE BEEN ABUSED by my BIRTH PARENTS and PSYCHO-RAPISTS ALL MY FUCKING LIFE (INCLUDING THE SEATTLE POPO).  In less than 24 hours I will be a FREE BITCH and I WILL HAVE NO GUILT. FLY FLY FLY...FLY FLY FLY...FLY FLY FLY.
Since I have little friends in the neighborhood I will probably throw myself a party.

PARTY SUPPLIES INCLUDE:

KOMBUCHA
CAMEL CIGARETTES
BLUEBERRY CHEESECAKE JOINTS
HOT DOGS
SLURPEE
i WANT TO WATCH MALTESE FALCON,  GODFATHER PT II, and more movies i cant think of.

UPDATES WILL BE POSTED TOMORROW:...AS NEEDED but for tonight I want to keep my SUPERGENIUS BRAIN SUPERCOOOL AS A CUCUMBER. STEADY AS A ROCK. ALso I have one NURSE who definitely qualifies as having Munchausen Syndrome By Proxy.




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