Materialism! We live in an age of nihilism. There is nothing left to do but buy things. Phhffft! No but seriously it seems that all people want is to get on the t.v. for a few minutes. New reality TV series idea Flesh Eating Virus Survivors compete for cash and prizes against Prolapsed Rectum Victims! A great idea this. Yo Ho Yo HO! A Pirates Life for me! Hey!